Home Training Challenges Pillows

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Sisyphus during Covid

Keep Fit.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'Everybody passed the 'housebroken' test except for Rover.'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Sport

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Exercising in Confinement

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."