Personal Reflection Mugs

Shoulda Woulda Coulda

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'The computer goes strictly by your written requirements. Congratulations, you've just been matched with yourself!'

Big frog in a small pond: 'Now if I could only find true love...'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

37 years in the same position.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Cellphone Islands

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

That party went well.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"The overthinker"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Is this who I am?"

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."