Personal Reflection Seeker Mugs

"Your world ends - not the world."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

That party went well.

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Cyber Dream

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

'How the hell do I tell them i haven't a clue where we're going?'

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Doubt or Certainy

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."