Spiritual Reflection Mugs

"I'm expecting easy confirmation."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"The overthinker"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Cellphone Islands

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'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

That party went well.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Is this who I am?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"