Personal History Pillows

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

"Son, things were different back when I was a boy. For one thing, I was a girl."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Changes at home

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Colonial Larrysburg.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."