Personal History Mugs

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

"Son, things were different back when I was a boy. For one thing, I was a girl."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Changes at home

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

My Spam Sketchbook

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"This family seems to multiply every year."