Family Historian Mugs

"Mum, please, tell me I take after your side the family."

'I'm trying to prove we're not related to the kids.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I always thought he lived in Margate?'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

'I warned you, Oedipus, not everybody likes what they find when tracing their family tree.'

"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

'I traced your genealogy. Better have a seat.'

"Hey, look, grampa was a flip phone!"

"We don't need to go that far into your background."

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

'How long did you intern with Grandma before you became a full-fledged Mom?'

'That's an ancestor of mine with her cool aerobics machine that also churned butter!'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

Family crest

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

The Christening Party

'I really like these black and white pictures, Gramps. Did you Photoshop them?'

"Actually, Tommy, we're just about full-blooded management, except for your grandfather on your mom's side, who was one-quarter labor."

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

'He's got your tattoos.'

'I started a family tree too, but I gave it up fairly quickly: Way too many relatives...'

Ancestry tracing service agency using a time machine.

"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."

"Oh, I almost forgot, how's your new grandson?"

Family Gathering.

A new generation.

'My grandmother lives over the river and through the woods and in a 14th floor condo.'

"I think my grandmother might have married him and brought him home after the war, since then he's just been sat by the fire..."

"Some people say I look like my dad, others say I look like my mom. I guess I'm a hybrid."

To the best gran in the world.

The Primal Scream.

'No kings or noblemen, but you're descended from a guy whose cousin knew Benjamin Franklin's cook!'

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