Personal Change Gifts

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Reach for the Star.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

That party went well.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"He's gone goth"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"You left your demons here last week."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Horse statue throws off rider.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Congratulations on the new you!

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."