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'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Reach for the Star.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"You left your demons here last week."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"He's gone goth"

Screen Time vs Book Time

That party went well.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Horse statue throws off rider.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Congratulations on the new you!

"You've changed."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."