Changing Personal Beliefs T-Shirts

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"He's gone goth"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Quick Spring Fling

"The court granted me a new identity!"

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"You'll get over him."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"Oh my sons, I'm so proud of you, both labelled ugly ducklings: Look at how handsome you are now..."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

Your angel is always with you

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Retrospection.

"Travel changed me."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'