Challenging Beliefs T-Shirts

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

Very Difficult Conversations

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Confusionism'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

BNP legality response to court ruling.

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Your angel is always with you

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Venus Fly Trap

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

Santa Believes In God.

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

"That cross is not divine. It's a symbol of how out of control things can get when a teenager lies about how she got pregnant."

"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"

"I don't know, but lately I've been thinking outside the sandbox!"

"Thank God it's just the Grim Reaper of Death. I thought it was a Jehovah's witness."

'Well, self-righteousness is better than no righteousness at all, isn't it?'

"Don't punish yourself for who you are. That's God's job."

"I was destined to become a martyr…I've always had that fire in my belly."

'Bureau of odd religions'

"How can your god be both intangible and male? Does he have an intangible penis?"