Questioning Beliefs T-Shirts

"That cross is not divine. It's a symbol of how out of control things can get when a teenager lies about how she got pregnant."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

BNP legality response to court ruling.

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Your angel is always with you

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Actual Results May Vary

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Christian Speed Dating

"Thank you for not praying."

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

Santa Believes In God.

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

'But what is a recession, Father?'

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

Bertrand Russell.