Personality Change Gifts

"He's gone goth"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"You've changed."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"The court granted me a new identity!"

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Quick Spring Fling

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"You'll get over him."

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"Oh my sons, I'm so proud of you, both labelled ugly ducklings: Look at how handsome you are now..."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"Travel changed me."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Retrospection.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"