Personality Change Gifts

"He's gone goth"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"You've changed."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Quick Spring Fling

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"You'll get over him."

"Guess the weight you used to be"

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"Oh my sons, I'm so proud of you, both labelled ugly ducklings: Look at how handsome you are now..."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

"Travel changed me."

Retrospection.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."