Personal Care T-Shirts

Ockham's razor

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

'Who ordered the Brazilian?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"What I'm about to tell you does not leave this mustache."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I've forgotten her, but I can't forget the scent of her Himalayan Pink Salt & Water Lily antibacterial hand sanitizer."

"Give me your wallet. And the name of your antiperspirant."

A young George Washington has his fortune told.

"You're over reacting. Everyone gets a gray hair."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth."

'Oh, for pity sakes, I've seen backhair before!'

'I hate bad hair days!'

'Ever get that down in the mouth feeling?'

'So what's your complaint? '

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"I'd like a little more on the back and top, please"

'Fake tan? Not me!'

Bill often considered cutting his armpit hair, but then he'd need to buy carpeting.

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"You're amazing! Where do you even find the time to shave your legs?"

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Work with me!"

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"Toms of Las Vegas natural adolescent-strength deodorant"

A woman with purple hair takes medication

WAHHH

Showered, Shaven.

"Good Lord, when's the last time you cleaned these ears?"

"I feel icky...oh, so icky"