Personal Assistant Gifts

"Shall I file it or do you want to find it again?"

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"I'll leave that with you then."

'I think he's gone to lunch, but I can't be sure.'

'This call may be monitored for training purposes or just to keep our staff amused.'

"Did you get my email?" "Was it the one about your text message?"

'I'm going to free associate for an hour, and I want you to turn it into a coherent strategy.'

'Ms. Smith, I have a meeting in ten minutes and I can't find my hidden agenda.'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'Yeah, I'll get onto it as soon as I've finished my coffee.'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

"I can't understand how it got lost - I haven't filed it yet"

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

'For fun, let's see if your advice supports what I've already decided to do.'

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

'He won't give his name, sir ? just keeps insisting that you have to make a pact with either him or Bill Gates.'

'Obviously, if you look for mistakes you'll find some!'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

'Gloria, what do I have to do to share a fascinating online article about the surprising ways to use watermelon?'

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

'A Mr. Consistency, Hobgoblin of Mediocre Minds, is here to see you. He doesn't have an appointment.'

"He's in a foul mood today."

'I'm late for my 3:30. Quickly - what's the meaning of life?'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, will do my job, and has no interest in having my job."

"I'll see if he's in, Mr.Tonks - are you a big or small shareholder?"

'No, I'm not a secretary. I'm a consultant, are you a secretary?'

"Phyllis needs to stop taking our staff meeting minutes."

'Do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what's going on?'

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."

"Yours faithfully....P.S. Please excuse spelling and punctuation."

"I'll get my people to arrange a meeting with your people, so they can talk about trying to get us to meet again."