Personal Assistant Gifts

"Shall I file it or do you want to find it again?"

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'I think he's gone to lunch, but I can't be sure.'

"Did you get my email?" "Was it the one about your text message?"

'This call may be monitored for training purposes or just to keep our staff amused.'

'I'm going to free associate for an hour, and I want you to turn it into a coherent strategy.'

'Ms. Smith, I have a meeting in ten minutes and I can't find my hidden agenda.'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

Snow White and her Seven people.

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

"I can't understand how it got lost - I haven't filed it yet"

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

'For fun, let's see if your advice supports what I've already decided to do.'

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

'Obviously, if you look for mistakes you'll find some!'

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

'He won't give his name, sir ? just keeps insisting that you have to make a pact with either him or Bill Gates.'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'A Mr. Consistency, Hobgoblin of Mediocre Minds, is here to see you. He doesn't have an appointment.'

'Gloria, what do I have to do to share a fascinating online article about the surprising ways to use watermelon?'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"He's in a foul mood today."

'I'm late for my 3:30. Quickly - what's the meaning of life?'

'No, I'm not a secretary. I'm a consultant, are you a secretary?'

"I'll see if he's in, Mr.Tonks - are you a big or small shareholder?"

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."

'Do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what's going on?'

"I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, will do my job, and has no interest in having my job."

"Yours faithfully....P.S. Please excuse spelling and punctuation."

"Phyllis needs to stop taking our staff meeting minutes."

'I know I signed this memo, Miss Holcum... What I want to know is who wrote it?'

'I'm sorry, Mr Jones has just stepped away from his desk'

'For heavens sake Wilson! Did I forget to send you home last night?'