Perks Of The Job Fan Gifts

'I'm willing to go that extra mile because I have a company car.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Birds on the wing

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Sales Secretary

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

'Keep up the good work, Simmons and we might just take the wheels off.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"I'll be working remotely today."

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

Dog has In and Out Flaps on Desk.

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'You get 12 sick days, 14 vacation days and one get-your-s***-together day.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

The boss is world famous for his profound analysis of human nature, but to work here all you need to know one grunt is yes and two is no.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

Heart bypass in progress.

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"Management are fighting over the best way to resolve conflict in the workplace..."

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"