Perks Of The Job Fan T-Shirts

'I'm willing to go that extra mile because I have a company car.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Sales Secretary

Scientists building a tower

Birds on the wing

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Keep up the good work, Simmons and we might just take the wheels off.'

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Heart bypass in progress.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

'You get 12 sick days, 14 vacation days and one get-your-s***-together day.'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

The boss is world famous for his profound analysis of human nature, but to work here all you need to know one grunt is yes and two is no.

"Management are fighting over the best way to resolve conflict in the workplace..."

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

'Why can't I be top banana? I'm a bigger hypocrite than any of them!'