Periodic Table Aficionado T-Shirts

Fe is the chemical symbol for iron, atomic number 26. Sometimes the periodic table of elements seems like high school, full of cliques and gossip. Hydrogen and oxygen atoms spend lots of time hanging out together while elements like Argon and Radon are loners, never bonding with others. Gold, Au, and Silver, Ag, are the rich elements, but I honestly think iron the the most popular. I can't believe iron thinks "rusty" is a term of affection!

Raining chemical elements.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Table Of The Elephants

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Museum of Science. Periodic Table of Elements. Curie. Einstein. "Curium" is named after the Curies and "Einsteinium" is named after Albert Einstein --- Maybe they'll name an element after me one day! They can call it "delirium"!

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

'No, 'suprise' isn't on the Periodic Table of Elements.'

Wedding Place-Setting Guide

Steerforth and Mr. Mell

The elements of surprise.

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

Even with his lucky clover necklace, Sam couldn't win at cards

My mum likes watching costume dramas.

Maid

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

Ping Pong Airport

"Stop complaining you only lost your chips and shirt!"

Long table, long baby table.

Servant girl announcing she wishes to leave because the other servants are too unrefined

'You ate the centerpiece, clodpate.'