Quirky Table Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Football Crazy strip six

Imagine

An infinity pool table

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Our Troubled Chowders

'What's wrong with you?'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Salad Hat

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

Blue wine

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Circus News

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."