Quirky Table Enthusiast Mugs

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Imagine

Football Crazy strip six

An infinity pool table

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Our Troubled Chowders

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Salad Hat

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Blue wine

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

Circus News

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'