Periodic Table Collector T-Shirts

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Second hand furniture.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Table Of The Elephants

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Outstanding Time Management

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Time Table

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You're late."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Please feel free to browse."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

T.S. Eliot calendar.

First and last day as census taker...

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.