Periodic Table Collector T-Shirts

Museum of Science. Periodic Table of Elements. Curie. Einstein. "Curium" is named after the Curies and "Einsteinium" is named after Albert Einstein --- Maybe they'll name an element after me one day! They can call it "delirium"!

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Second hand furniture.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Table Of The Elephants

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"You're late."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"Please feel free to browse."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Time Table

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

Outstanding Time Management

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

First and last day as census taker...

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"