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"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Tourists

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Pyramid catflap...

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Table Of The Elephants

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Camel'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'Somebody got some sun.'