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"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Tourists

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Pyramid catflap...

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Table Of The Elephants

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Camel'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'Where does this go?'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'