Periodic Table Aficionado Prints

Raining chemical elements.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Table Of The Elephants

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

Wedding Place-Setting Guide

'No, 'suprise' isn't on the Periodic Table of Elements.'

Steerforth and Mr. Mell

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

My mum likes watching costume dramas.

"Stop complaining you only lost your chips and shirt!"

Ping Pong Airport

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

Even with his lucky clover necklace, Sam couldn't win at cards

Maid

Long table, long baby table.

'You ate the centerpiece, clodpate.'

Servant girl announcing she wishes to leave because the other servants are too unrefined

"Honey, will you pass the draft of the divorce decree?"

Life style guru