Perilous Postal Enthusiast Pillows

"Message: I care."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Envelopes.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Royal Mail Privatisation

Insufficient Postage

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Racers' Gate.

Airmail box.

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

US POSTAL SERVICE