Perilous Postal Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Message: I care."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Envelopes.

Insufficient Postage

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Royal Mail Privatisation

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

US POSTAL SERVICE

Airmail box.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Racers' Gate.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"