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Mime artist: "I hope he suffocate in there."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Senta jumps into the sea

"Tong!"

Juggler and Illusionist

Interpretive napping

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

I Heart Juggling

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"They're texting it in."

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

The Four Flying Flynns...

Can Can

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

Graceland

"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."

"No, see...it's more like this...now that's funny!"

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

A pair of mimes mimic working hard.

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.