Performing Artists Lovers Gifts

Mime artist: "I hope he suffocate in there."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Senta jumps into the sea

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Tong!"

Juggler and Illusionist

Interpretive napping

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

I Heart Juggling

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"They're texting it in."

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

Mime Flash Mobs.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Elvis Presley

The Four Flying Flynns...

Can Can

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

Graceland

"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."

"No, see...it's more like this...now that's funny!"

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

Madonna

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

A pair of mimes mimic working hard.

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'