Performance Review Artist Gifts

Celebrating the artistic spirit behind every performance review, this gift lineup is tailored for the creative professional. Whether they sketch their goals or doodle their progress, these items add a whimsical touch to their artistic flair. Inspire their inner artist with products that celebrate their passion for creative expression while adding humor and personality to their workspace or wardrobe.

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"You're getting warm."

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'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?' mockup

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

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They hated me.

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Showbiz Awards

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"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company." mockup

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

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'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.' mockup

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

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"If I might be serious for a moment..." mockup

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

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"God, I hope no one asks me to sing." mockup

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

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"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!" mockup

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

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"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed." mockup

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

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"Extreme miming"

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"We're following Carrot Top."

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"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway." mockup

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

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"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'" mockup

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

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"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons." mockup

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

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"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'" mockup

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

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"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me." mockup

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

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"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug." mockup

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

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'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...' mockup

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

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'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.' mockup

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

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Cow Show Tunes

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"Smile when you say that, pardner." mockup

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

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'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.' mockup

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

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"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world." mockup

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

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"We need to change, but WHEN?"

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"Bravo!"

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Jazz is Invented

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Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition mockup

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

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"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'" mockup

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

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"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent." mockup

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

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Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death." mockup

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

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Performance Review Artist Gifts Collection

Performance Review Artist Mugs

Discover more mugs perfect for performance review artists – unique designs that inspire and entertain during coffee breaks.

Performance Review Artist Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate artistic expression and add personality to any workspace or lounge area.

Performance Review Artist Prints

Explore inspiring art prints that cater to performance review artists seeking to decorate with creativity and humor.

Performance Review Artist T-Shirts

Browse our fun collection of t-shirts for creative professionals who see performance reviews as an art form.