Performance Passionate Pillows

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'They all want to play the star.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Tong!"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Johnny Winter.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Tenors

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"They're texting it in."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Circus trousers

"Music has doubled my income..."

"Page 33, line 4..."

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

Ballerina and the light switch.

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

Bismark Ballet School

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.