Performance Passionate Pillows

I'm freaking out! Thursday is dress rehearsal. Nerves? Work! I've got a math and history test on Friday. Why did I ever sign up for the spring musical? Because it's fun? West Fester High School. On my college application it'll look like I had fun. It'll go with your "Looks aren't important" essay.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'They all want to play the star.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mikado

"Tong!"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Johnny Winter.

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

Tenors

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"They're texting it in."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"Music has doubled my income..."

Circus trousers

"Page 33, line 4..."

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

Ballerina and the light switch.

Bismark Ballet School

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

Intramission

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.