Performance Passion Pillows

'They all want to play the star.'

"Just be yourself."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Mikado

Theatre Crowd

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

Tenors

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Trapeze Artists

Circus trousers

"Music has doubled my income..."

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"Page 33, line 4..."

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

Ballerina and the light switch.

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Crossing the thin line into show business

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

'Well done Flipper, you seem to be balancing your workload well.'