Performance Evaluations Gifts

Jeff hated performance reviews.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Just be yourself."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'He's maturing early.'

"I, TikTok."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Primitive magician

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Orchestra conductor

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Targets.

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'