Performance Arts Gifts

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Tragedy and Remedy.

'What went particularly well?'

blindfolded knife thrower facing the wrong way.

Puppet Audience

'Your Honor, do we need the jury judging my performance?'

'For tonight's performance, the actor in the role of Uncle Vanya will be phoning in his part.'

'Don't do it, Herb! -- A mime is a terrible thing to waste!'

The Magician's Trick - Gender Equality.

"Yes, they are a distraction, but they are part of our corporate culture."

"I prefer the more expressive forms of dance, but at least this doesn't draw attention to my unsightly armpit stains."

"Can I have a restricted view seat. I can't stand the sight of the star turn."

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Which was the false leg, even to this day is still a closely guarded secret.

Plie

'Now you're just showing off, Jesus!'

'Look, pal. I don't care if you're trapped in a box. You're still goin' to jail!'

"For my next trick I need one brave volunteer from the audience."

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

Thespian Energy Powder (Fast Acting)

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Anything you say may be used in evidence against you..."

"Trust me, Your Majesty, my act is way better in person."

Jumping cheerleaders

"Fine. The photo of you two can accompany your obit, but we draw the line at listing him as one of your survivors."

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

Pirate

Berta screams out!

Drummer

Sailor boy

Trapeze Artists

The comfortable silence left the room the moment Mr. Giggles walked through the door.

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

"Too soon?"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'