Perfectionist Decorators Pillows

Christmas Snob

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Quick, press control Z!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Perfection

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Sleeping on the Job

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"You're welcome."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Quit moving"

"Now you can send it."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Copycat.

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

The Scream Painting

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Great Painting

Decorating a column.