Perfectionist Decorators Prints

Christmas Snob

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'Quick, press control Z!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"You're welcome."

Sleeping on the Job

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Santa's Out Tray.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Quit moving"

"Now you can send it."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

The Scream Painting

Great Painting

Decorating a column.

Copycat.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'