Decoration Perfectionists Pillows

The Deconstructed Tree

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Sleeping on the Job

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Quit moving"

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Decorating a column.

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

Great Painting

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

The Scream Painting

Copycat.

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

Think Zero Defects

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

"I'm not totally happy with the painting subcontractor."

More lies.

Artist and art critic

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

'Three thousand of those, four thousand of those, five thousand of those...'