Perfectionism Ponderer Gifts

Sometimes a desire for excellence needs to be tempered somewhat.

"Well, I'm nobody."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Bullseye!

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Sauce for the Goose

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

Afraid of change - leave it here.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

CCTV in church.

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'