Perennial Pessimist Pillows

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

Tom's last day.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Die alone"

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

Gonna Suck

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

'There was a mild outbreak of optimism all over the world today, but it's not expected to last.'

Y2K Solutions Inc.

The guy who wanted change, experience, a shoulder to cry on, and a medal, all tied up in a nice,neat package, with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

This will be a banner day for you!

"If at first you don't succeed blame somebody."

'You know, that Lenny is a real 'glass half empty' kind of guy...!'

Things are never as bad as they seem - they're usually much, much worse.

All my silver linings have clouds around them.

'Against Joie De Vivre': Meet the author today.

DOOM, 'I do love you, Arnie, but you're such a downer!'

"Is this worse? Or is this worse?"

"This feels like the start of something that will eventually break one of our hearts."

"If I was you...I wouldn't be worried about the future..."