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"I've got a bad feeling, the rats are leaving the ship..."

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

Tom's last day.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Die alone"

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

Gonna Suck

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

'Turned out nice again.'

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This will be a banner day for you!

The guy who wanted change, experience, a shoulder to cry on, and a medal, all tied up in a nice,neat package, with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

"If at first you don't succeed blame somebody."

'You know, that Lenny is a real 'glass half empty' kind of guy...!'

'I'm afraid things have to get worse before they can get even worse.'

All my silver linings have clouds around them.

DOOM, 'I do love you, Arnie, but you're such a downer!'

"Is this worse? Or is this worse?"

'Against Joie De Vivre': Meet the author today.

"This feels like the start of something that will eventually break one of our hearts."

The end of the world is nigh.

"Oh what a beautiful morning!"

The split end is near.