Percentage Puzzler Pillows

'17 of the 23 of the 456 people who returned 76 of the 12 questionnaires thought the statistics were meaningless.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

Math Jokes

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Time and money on a seesaw are equals.

Zorro does algebra.

Robot with a sense of humour.

"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."

Man confusing man using statistics.

"Liquidity is when you wake up one day to see your pension pot has vanished, then you wet yourself."

Don't be surprized, I'm combining Oxygen and Magnesium. OMg!

'Is it true what they say'

'This is the technical support. To become connected to a service agent, please press the root of 576081, divided by three, times one point seven, mins 429.1.'

"And that explains 'non-fungible tokens'."

'This is an absolutely honest, above the board tax return. What in hell are you up to!'

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

'Hey, it's helped me get this video game generation interested in math...'