Pub Puzzler Pillows

I've seen some stupid bar promotions in my time, but this one takes the cake. Win a free drink! Guess the secret word on the bartender's backside! Soup.

Packaging Russian Dolls

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Fancy a swift half?'

Whack A Soul.

Problem Solver Wanted

Music Quiz

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Pub Quiz

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!