Pub Puzzler Pillows

Packaging Russian Dolls

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Fancy a swift half?'

Problem Solver Wanted

Whack A Soul.

Music Quiz

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Pub Quiz

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

'How would you have played that last ball?'