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Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

'When are you going to get these pockets fixed?'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'I've found this lump on my testicle, would you like to have a look?'

"Say what you like about his clown shoes, but they've sure helped his aim."

Frog snooker...

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

"You're getting better."

Redneck Snooker

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Leek club darts match.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'One hundred and eighty'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

Whack A Soul.

'He's been doped by the rival team.' Playing darts.

'You darts are all the same! You have one thing and one thing only on your mind.'

'Are my feet behind the line?'

'I've told you about talking when I'm taking my shot!'

'It's not fair - he's better equipped for triangulation!'

You said never play anything you can't spell!