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"Technically, it's not your time yet, but we were sick of your complaining."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Can I get a box for this?'

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Death Watch

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

Preserved head and mobile phone.

'He was a bit of a showoff.'

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."

"What can I say? Tough split."

"Ouch! You’re killing me!"

Death model.

'You can come back as a zombie OR a ghost, Randy, but not both.'

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

How to make a corpse.

Vulture waits outside operating theatre.

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

Dancing with death.

Pizza's here!

"Mom, Dad – this is Gloria."

With smoking banned, what left for me to look forward to? Just drinking myself to death?

'Oh-oh, rigor mortis... that ain't good.'

'Barlow must be the dessert.'

'I wouldn't buy any long term magazine subscriptions.'