People Who Appreciate Unique Communication Gifts

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Attention Span Man

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

'How are we spelling Dear?'

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

Bird Messaging

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

"You're not even listening!"

"Hey, keep it down, we're trying to have a conversation."

Bell invents the telephone.