Pensive Piscator T-Shirts

Goodbye cruel world.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Beginning Yarder.

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Cruise.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

"Gosh, before you know it they'll be all grown up and making poor decisions that you can't comment on or ever make peace with!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'

'This place is a dive...'

"Wait an hour after eating to swim? Mom, this is America. We never stop eating."

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"Hey, I don't like slamming into you guys any more than I like getting walloped by a huge stick."

Stuck behind the eight ball.

Change Rooms.

Refraction

"It's the deep end."

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.

Boy in swimming pool turns into a fish.

Things Could Be Worse. . . Caution Pool Drained.