Pension Plotter Gifts

Looking for a gift for a pension plotter? Our collection adds a dash of wit and creativity to their retirement planning. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, you'll find something that celebrates their unique approach to future adventures. These gifts are designed to resonate with those who enjoy thinking ahead while keeping their sense of humor. Ideal for retirees, financial planners, or anyone passionate about retirement plotting in a fun way. Surprise someone who values creativity in every stage of life!

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"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry." mockup

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?" mockup

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

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'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.' mockup

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.' mockup

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

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"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée." mockup

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

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“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!” mockup

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

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"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone." mockup

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

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"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'." mockup

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

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'Is there a fireman in the house?' mockup

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

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'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...' mockup

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

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"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!" mockup

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

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Oceanographer

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Christmas escape plan

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Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note. mockup

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

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All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters mockup

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

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'So! THis is what you do all day.' mockup

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

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Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel. mockup

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

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"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?" mockup

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

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'Spinach: The Prequel'

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'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!'

'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!' mockup

'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!'

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"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting." mockup

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

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"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective."

"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective." mockup

"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective."

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'Frankly, your investment portfolio dropping 42 isn't quite the mystery plot we're looking for.'

'Frankly, your investment portfolio dropping 42 isn't quite the mystery plot we're looking for.' mockup

'Frankly, your investment portfolio dropping 42 isn't quite the mystery plot we're looking for.'

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'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.' mockup

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

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Let's see - what kind of war should we have now?

Let's see - what kind of war should we have now? mockup

Let's see - what kind of war should we have now?

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'Have you lost the plot?'

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'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.' mockup

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'

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'In some states, this would be a felony.'

'In some states, this would be a felony.' mockup

'In some states, this would be a felony.'

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"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect."

"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect." mockup

"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect."

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'You know the rules... Any news of the death of a relative to be on my desk by 5pm on the day before the match.'

'You know the rules... Any news of the death of a relative to be on my desk by 5pm on the day before the match.' mockup

'You know the rules... Any news of the death of a relative to be on my desk by 5pm on the day before the match.'

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Pension Plotter Gifts Collection

Pension Plotter Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for pension plotters—perfect for daily inspiration or a humorous retirement gift.

Pension Plotter Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and personality to any space, crafted for those who love to plan their retirement with a smile.

Pension Plotter Prints

Browse our prints that combine creativity and humor, making them perfect for pension plotters wanting to decorate with personality.

Pension Plotter T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt for pension plotters looking to showcase their creative planning with a witty and comfortable style.