Pension Fund Manager Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for a pension fund manager? Our collection features clever and humorous products that honor their financial savvy and dedication. Whether for a birthday, promotion, or just because, these gifts will earn a smile and maybe a chuckle while appreciating their critical role in securing futures.

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"I thought you said risk taking was okay?" 'Not putting the pension fund on Lucky Lady to win."

"I thought you said risk taking was okay?" 'Not putting the pension fund on Lucky Lady to win." mockup

"I thought you said risk taking was okay?" 'Not putting the pension fund on Lucky Lady to win."

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'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.' mockup

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

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"Pensions is a complicated business." mockup

"Pensions is a complicated business."

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The Pension Fund Fairy.

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'You have no pension. Have you thought about running a pension in France?'

'You have no pension. Have you thought about running a pension in France?' mockup

'You have no pension. Have you thought about running a pension in France?'

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'I'd heard their pension fund up the creek.'

'I'd heard their pension fund up the creek.' mockup

'I'd heard their pension fund up the creek.'

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"It's ridiculous to claim that we've been rewarding investment managers foolishly!"

"It's ridiculous to claim that we've been rewarding investment managers foolishly!" mockup

"It's ridiculous to claim that we've been rewarding investment managers foolishly!"

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"It drives me crazy to hear pension fund managers complaining about boardroom pay..."

"It drives me crazy to hear pension fund managers complaining about boardroom pay..." mockup

"It drives me crazy to hear pension fund managers complaining about boardroom pay..."

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"Pension planning is really quite a simple affair..."

"Pension planning is really quite a simple affair..." mockup

"Pension planning is really quite a simple affair..."

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"Of course annuity rates are enormously fickle..."

"Of course annuity rates are enormously fickle..." mockup

"Of course annuity rates are enormously fickle..."

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'How many pension fund managers does it take to change a lightbulb...?'

'How many pension fund managers does it take to change a lightbulb...?' mockup

'How many pension fund managers does it take to change a lightbulb...?'

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"We need to fix an enormous hole in the pension fund. Can I suggest a jumble sale?"

"We need to fix an enormous hole in the pension fund. Can I suggest a jumble sale?" mockup

"We need to fix an enormous hole in the pension fund. Can I suggest a jumble sale?"

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"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you."

"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you." mockup

"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you."

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The day the stock market went UP. mockup

The day the stock market went UP.

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"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe." mockup

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

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Build Your Own Portfolio

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Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in! mockup

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

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'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.' mockup

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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Investments - Founders Bear and Bull. mockup

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

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"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here." mockup

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

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'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.' mockup

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!' mockup

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

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Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind. mockup

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

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'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .' mockup

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

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Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship. mockup

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

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'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?' mockup

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

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Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor. mockup

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

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'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.' mockup

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

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Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department mockup

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

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"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..." mockup

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

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Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year! mockup

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

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'Time to buy.'

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Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold. mockup

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

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Pension Fund Manager Gifts Collection

Pension Fund Manager Mugs

Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful mugs perfect for pension fund managers—bring humor and personality to their morning routine.

Pension Fund Manager Pillows

Find quirky and clever pillows that add personality to any pension fund manager’s space—ideal for an office or relaxation area.

Pension Fund Manager Prints

Browse our stylish prints for pension fund managers—raised the spirits of their workspace with a blend of humor and professionalism.

Pension Fund Manager T-Shirts

Discover our range of humorous t-shirts tailored for pension fund managers—blend professionalism with a touch of fun to their wardrobe.