Penning Biker Gifts

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Rising Gas Prices

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

"Wild Blueberries"

"Don't write it!"

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

ACcountants Lunch

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

"It was green when I went through it."

Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'

'A really patriotic person would be happy to take his refund in US savings bonds!'

A beginner's guide to being a sociopath

'It must have been the fork in the road.'

'He went into shock when you presented him with the hospital bill.'

"I couldn’t get a date on the outside and now I’m swamped with marriage proposals!"

"Nobody's going to take you seriously unless you stop drawing those little hearts over your i's."

"I swing both ways."

"Well, the books balance - assets, and liabilities match to the penny."

Modifying Bike in order to Fend off Spectators

Exercise bike in a cycle lane.

For People Younger Than 20 Years: Lessons 'How to Use a Pen' 10 Euro Each!

The first straw

"Look at how much money we could save if we were homeless."