Exercise bike in a cycle lane.
Cycle Path Punster Gifts
Looking for a gift for your cycle path punster? Explore our collection of clever, bike-inspired products featuring humorous puns and playful designs that will bring a smile to any cycling enthusiast’s face. Perfect for those who love puns and pedaling, our gifts combine their passion for cycling with their love for wordplay.
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
Intelligent people laugh too!
I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.
You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!
"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
Assault 'n' Vinegar
"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"
"Nope, I still only have one bar."
'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'
The Fast Lane.
Sweep the board.
Tree house.
'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'
'Did you watch the horror movie?'
"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."
Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!
Cake Free Zone
'I've been a nervous rex all day.'
Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).
STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth
"Where were you between 4 and 6?"
Water is discovered on the moon....
'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'
"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."
'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'
"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."
"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"
'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'
"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."
'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'
Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'
'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'
Cycle Path Punster Gifts Collection
Cycle Path Punster Mugs
Discover our collection of cycle path punster mugs that bring humor and personality to their morning routine. Perfect for cycling fans who love a good pun with their coffee.
Cycle Path Punster Pillows
Find humorous pillows featuring adorable biker puns that add a lighthearted touch to any home or cycling nook, combining comfort with clever design.
Cycle Path Punster Prints
Check out our playful wall prints that celebrate cycling humor. Perfect for brightening up any space with witty, bike-themed artwork.
Cycle Path Punster T-Shirts
Explore our witty bike-inspired t-shirts designed for cycle path punsters. These clever tees are a fun way to show off their love of cycling and wordplay.