Paving Punster Gifts

Looking for a gift for a paving punster who loves to turn a clever phrase? Our collection features fun, witty products that showcase their pun-tastic humor. Whether it’s on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items celebrate the art of wordplay and the love of all things creatively funny.

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'We're thinking of laying down crazy paving.'

'We're thinking of laying down crazy paving.' mockup

'We're thinking of laying down crazy paving.'

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'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?' mockup

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

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Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return. mockup

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

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Cake Free Zone

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Dogs life

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'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.' mockup

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

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'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!' mockup

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

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"YOU pass him on the left."

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A Tongue Stud.

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A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

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Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly. mockup

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

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"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years." mockup

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

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'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.' mockup

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

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"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?" mockup

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

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Baby Grand Larceny

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Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end. mockup

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

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Lawyer Xing

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Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy. mockup

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

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"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!" mockup

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

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Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?' mockup

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

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'Say, aren't you the guy who owns the theater I go to? The one with $5 small sodas and $6 popcorn?. . . Well then, you'll understand if my bill for unstopping your sink is $33,000?'

'Say, aren't you the guy who owns the theater I go to? The one with $5 small sodas and $6 popcorn?. . . Well then, you'll understand if my bill for unstopping your sink is $33,000?'

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