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"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Beanirrito"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Tequila Mockingbird

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Biro Security

'It's a snow mobile.'

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

"I'm not buying it."

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

The Secret Life of Pens